a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck
Do colors have fandoms
Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome
I totally ship it with turquoise
I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):
Why is there porn on my dash
OMG IT’S BACK. I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT TODAY. I TOTALLY SHIP PURQUOISE.
I don’t know why does this even happen but damn
Holy fuck I saved this “I ship it” gif long ago I hadn’t noticed it has purquoise on it
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
John Green needs to see the thing.
JOHN FIND THE THING
WAIT. DID YOU SAY YES